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Spork, n :
1. Trademark for a plastic eating utensil that has both tines and a bowl like a spoon.
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2. And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
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3. THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.
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Spork, v :
1. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.

I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.
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